I will not find your taekwondo dobok when you realize you need it. 10 min prior to practise.

It was not I who wore it at last practise and it is not me who has been home since 2.00 pm doing what ever else but looking for it.

Sorry, that is just the kind of mother I am.

But on the other hand I don’t tell you to get a grip or try to see things from a brighter side, when you got upset when you couldn’t finish your TF2 game. I let you be disappointed, it is OK to be.

‘Cause that’s the kind mother I am.