I love being evil. Love it.

To be a telemarketer must be the worst occupation ever. Especially if they get my number to call.

I am never rude, I only answer their questions (which they never expect ending up with us talking in each other’s mouths).

I am always very polite and this manner make them think they are closing a deal. Until I face them with facts and they realize they can’t offer me something I need. Then they say: “Oh, I understand, well thank you and good night” and hang up the phone before I can return their wishes.