I am seriously getting fed up with constantly being questioned and misinterpreted. It really sucks all energy out of me.

If I say: “Please go wash yourself.” The reply becomes something like “But you said, we were going to watch a movie.” Or really the reply is ” BUT YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO WATCH A MOVIE!!!!!”.

If Fabian wan’t to test me a little more his will continue somewhere in the line of ” NOW YOU WILL NEVER LET ME WATCH TV AGAIN, SO I’LL MOVE!”

Excuse me. Where did the phrase ” Please go wash your hands” include any digital media?

Sams’ reply to the above wish would be: “But WHY!!!!! Why is it always ME who has to go wash my hands?! Followed by sighs and stomps and chairs being shuffled.

I love them to death but at the moment a bar in a remote city filled with eye-candy would do it for me.